Jennifer Greenberg, a freewheeling architect, is thrilled at the prospect of a working vacation in culturally-rich Turkey.  Her xenophobic husband, David, is less so, and all he can think of is getting thrown in a Turkish prison.  The warmth of the Turkish people and beauty of Turkey herself converts him to a fan, but not before they meet Jim and Sarah Harman, international art thieves disguised as friends.  Unknown to the Greenbergs, the Harmans target them as unwitting mules to smuggle a priceless archaeological artifact out of the country.  Hard on their heels is Nevin, the Turkish detective who is determined not to lose this piece of her country’s heritage on her watch.  Will David’s deepest fears of seeing the inside of a Turkish prison come true?  From mysterious Istanbul to the Greek island of Kos, from ancient Ephesus to the seaside resort of Bodrum, across exotic locations spanning two continents and in between WAY too much Raki and Turkish coffee, this hilarious fish-out-of-water comedy delivers adventure and heart, Mediterranean style, as we learn that we are not all that different after all.​